Coffee blends
for coffee fans.
The Lineup
Irresponsibly special coffee
sourced responsibly
& roasted especially for you.
Roast Malone
When extra is your baseline and your tongue won’t settle for ordinary, roll with the unapologetic blend that doesn’t sleep on flavor.
Roast: Dark
Caffy: 4/5
Goldilocks
Some call it the daily driver. Others say it’s the blend that can’t go wrong. It likes to think of itself as balanced, dependable, and just right.
Roast: Medium
Caffy: 3/5
Hans Simmer
Not all decafs are made equal. Wind down with the water-processed blend that scratches the itch when you want all the taste without all the kick.
Roast: Medium
Caffy: 1/5
99 Octane
WARNING: This is race fuel. If only the most potent blend will meet your needs today, you’ve come to the right place. Get ready for lift off.
Roast: Dark
Caffy: 5/5
Mister Blonde
The godfather of complexity. An adversary to typical roasts. Not everyone will get it, but those who do will get it again and again.
Roast: Light
Caffy: 3/5
Tasting is believing
Ever go to sleep early just to have your morning cup sooner? We admit, that’s a little weird… but we get excited easily, and getting excited about coffee is no exception. When you taste the good stuff, you’ll get excited too.




